21ST MARCH 2020. FIRST DAY OF HOME SCHOOLING?

23ST MARCH 2020.

 FIRST DAY OF HOME SCHOOLING?

IT IS 23ST MARCH 2020, ANDALL THOUGH  THE HOUSE NOT A CREATCHER WAS STIRING NOT EVEN MY "LITTLE MOUSE."

IT IS AFTER 6AM IN THE MORING AND BBC BREAKFAST NEWS IN ON, MY ALARM CLOCK WENT OFF TO AWAKE ME WITH MY LITTLE ONE SHOUTTING MUM.

I AM SITTING HERE IN MY PJ'S TYPING OUT THIS AND SINGING MY FAVORATIE  SONG.  "IT IS JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY!"  FOLLOWED BY THE SONG "DOWN UNDER" WHERE I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE GONE. (ON HOLIDAY THIS YEAR)

WHILST MY LIITTLE ONE RUSTTLES A CEREAL BAG, AND DRINK FROM HIS CUP.

 I HALF LIESTEN TO BORSISS JOHNSON WHO SEAMS TO NOT REALLY GIVE A f***.

I AM DO BE HOMESCHOOLING FROM THIS MORNING, 3 CHILDREN AGED 6, 4 AND UNDER 3, 

TO PREPARE 3 MEALS (NOT BEAD AND WATER,) AND PUT ON THE TV!

I AM DUE TO START SCOOLING AT 9.00AM -15.30AM THE SAME LIKE A FULL DAY OF SCHOOL.??

I AM DUE TO TEACH MY CHILDREN THEIR A,B,C'S AND THEIR 1,2,3,'S DISPITE FAILING MYSLEF AT SCHOOL.??

I FAILED MY MATH AND MY ENGLISH, I HATED P.E. TOO, 

BUT NEVER FORGE NOTES TO TEACHER TO MISS OUT ON P.E. AT SCHOOL.

P.E  THAT INVOLVED STANDING IN LINE TO HIT A BALL WITH A RACKET, AFTER STANDING IN LINE FOR AN HOUR (WHATEVER!)

I KNOW THAT THIS DOSE NOT RHYM AND THE GRAMMER IS WRONG ALL I CAN THINK OF IS WHY?

SHOULD I JUST PUT THE TV ON?  SPEND ANOTHER 3MONTHS WATCHEING CHANNEL 2020 AND MISSING LOSSE WOMEN NOW.??

WATCHING REPEAT AFTER REAPEAT OF "HR TUMMBLE AND JUSTINS HOUSE!'"

I AM  KILLING OF A TEA WITH MILK I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A COW AND CHICKHENS OF THE BACK GARDEN, ( DUE TO PAINICK BUYING AND PRICE GOUDGING IN THE SHOPS!)

WILL TRY NETTEL TEA AND DRINK COUNCIL POP( NOW.)

DO I LET THE CHILDRN SLEEP IN AND ASK THEM FOR A NOTE IF THEY ARE LATE?

SO I LET THEM RUN IN THE GARDEN EVEN IN THE RAIN?

DO I LET THEM PLAY WITH THEIR TOYS?

DO I LET THEM READ A BOOK?

DO I LET THEM COOK IN THE KITCHEN? (BOIL WATER)

OR DO I JUST NOT GIVE A f***?

IT IS NOW 6.30AM IN THE MORNING SCHOOL WILL START A 9.00.

I HAVE TO DRESS AND FEED THE BOYS AND GET THEM READY FOR SCHOOL ON TIME.

I WILL WASH THEIR HANDS AND THEIR FACES, FEED THEM BEACUSE THEY ARE HUNGRY AND WE HAVE NO BEAD.

SO IN THE WORDS OF MARRIE ANNTONIE "I WILL LET THEM IN CAKE INSTEAD!"

I WILL RUN AROUNDF SHOUTING OUT, PUT YOUR SHOES ON, YOUR COATS, WHERE ARE MY HOUSEKEYS?

SCHOOL IS STARTING IN 5 MINUEITS AND RUN OUT THE DOOR IN MY PJ'S, MY HAIR STILL PINED TO MY HEAD.

WE WILL RUN AROUNG TO THE TO THE BACK DOOR WHERE THEY WILL PLAY AND WAIT IN THE "PLAYGOUND"  WHILE THE CLASSROOM GETS MADE (IN THE LIVING ROOM.)

I WILL GET DRESSED UP AND PLAY THE TEACHER AND NOT MUM THE "FOOL."

I WILL TURN THE LIVING ROOM INTO A CLASSROOM AND START WITH A SONG OR TO.

WE WILL BREAK FOR MILK/WATER AT 11.00AM, LUNCH WILL BE AT 12.30-14.00.(I WILL NEED A NAP  THEN AND PUT THE BABY TO BED.)

FROM 14.00-15.15 SCHOOL WILL START A AGAIN, PROBABLY PAINTING BY NUMBER, (SO THEY CAN TAKE A GIFT HOME FOR "MUM.")

THEN THE BELL WILL RING AT 15.15. THE DOOR WILL OPEN AGAIN!  

(WE WILL HAVE THE DRAMA OF WALKING "HOME AGAIN.")

WATCH "THE BED TIME HOUR, DO "HOME WORK."  HAVE TEA, BRUSH TEETH, HAVE A WASH AND BED.

WE WILL READ A BOOK BEFORE BED TIME, FOR ABOUT 20MINUTES I THINK. (STICK TO OUR NORMAL BED TIME OF 20.30.)

READY TO STAT THE DAY ALL OVER  AGAIN.

IT WILL BE 21.3O PM BY THEN WHEN I FINALLY GET TO SIT DOWN, TO DRINK MY COUNCIL POP  AND LEFT OVERS FROM MY "LITTLE MOUSE."

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IT IS 24ST MARCH 2020, IN THE MORNING, AND NOT A CREATCHER WAS STIRING NOT EVEN MY "LITTLE MOUSE." ...